I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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