Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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