I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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