she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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