I hate your face
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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