At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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