can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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