She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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