I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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