I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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