he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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