he thought i was a dude.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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