oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
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