I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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