Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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