It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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