There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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