It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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