so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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