I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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