i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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