What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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