I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
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