Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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