Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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