I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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