does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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