plz talk dirty to me
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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