East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
You can make out without kissing
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TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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