The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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