hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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