Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
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