Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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