The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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