im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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