My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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