8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Girls should come with a carfax report
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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