Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
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