I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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