Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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