How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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