There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Randomize
