are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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