i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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