PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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