it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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