i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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