so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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