Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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