from now on my penis is your penis
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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